THE NEW IOWAN
August-September, 2009

 Rachel Burns contributes a weekly column to "The Chronicle" about her
experiences as a former California resident who has moved to an acreage in Iowa.
 

Clay County Fair
Originally published September 24, 2009 in The Chronicle

Last Friday night we went to dinner and the OA-BCIG homecoming football game with friends. At dinner, our friends mentioned they were heading to the fair in Spencer on Saturday. Coincidentally, those were also our Saturday plans and we decided to drive together. This would be my husband’s and my first time at the Clay County Fair, so having someone to guide us would be helpful and fun.

We came home on Friday night from the oh-so-close football game and set the alarm clock. After picking up our friends and stopping for breakfast the next morning, we made our way to Spencer. The first difference I noticed from our fair back in California was the parking. It was much less crowded and cost less as well. As we made our way from the parking lot and began touring the numerous recreational vehicles for sale, I thought this day would be a lot like the Orange County Fair back home. Of course, I was wrong.

The biggest difference between the two fairs was the farming equipment. This was a significant difference because the Orange County Fair, held in Costa Mesa, California, doesn’t have any! My husband was intrigued by all the machinery, and our friend was happy to explain the intricacies of each type of implement. This went on for six hours. I wasn’t interested in learning as much as Josh was, but I had a great time climbing in three combines.

My favorite Orange County Fair tradition is eating all the best foods. The ones I missed the most were Australian battered potatoes covered in ranch dressing and nacho cheese (my husband and I always shared), cheese on a stick, cheesy bread, cream puffs (I always got these with my dad), barbequed brisket sandwiches, and whatever the newest deep-fried challenge was for that year (a must for my friend Amy and me). Maybe reading about that combination makes you feel sick, but missing it only made me feel homesick. The new-to-me fair foods I tried in Spencer were cinnamon roasted almonds, egg on a stick, samples of different varieties of Cookie’s barbeque sauces, and Conniebob’s cream soda. What can I say? I really love to eat!

Luckily both fairs had several things in common that made me feel at home. Both have large halls of products for sale. I also enjoyed looking at the crafts, foods, and decorated tables in both counties. Both fairs have several livestock barns; an Orange County favorite is always the newborn piglets and my Clay County favorite was the llamas.

My goal for next summer will be to attend both fairs, and who knows? Maybe I’ll even make it to the Iowa State Fair!


Family Visit
Originally published September 17, 2009 in The Chronicle

Over the Labor Day weekend we had five family members from out of state stay with us on the acreage. This included my mother-in-law and her cousins from Wisconsin as well as my sister-in-law, her son, and her two dogs from North Dakota. On his way from North Dakota to Iowa, my nine-year-old nephew asked his mother, “Do they have electricity in Iowa?” Although he has lived in New Mexico, North Carolina, and North Dakota, my nephew seemed to have similar misperceptions of rural Iowa to my friends in Southern California.

Maybe he was remembering his action-packed ninth birthday in June when he visited my husband and me in California, or maybe he was just being a kid when he sat on my front porch and reported, “Aunt Rachel, I’m bored.” My response was to inform him that in Iowa, we have to make our own fun.

Last June in California, my nephew’s trip was non-stop movement and excitement. We went to Disneyland, visited the Griffith Observatory, went on a boat ride, and had a pool party. I am glad he had fun, and maybe only I remember the traffic, crowds, and expense associated with that week. That brand of fun was busy and exhausting. Spending sixteen hours at Disneyland is a necessity for getting some value out of the tickets, but generally leaves me with sore feet.

Because this was our nephew’s first visit to Iowa, we wanted him to have positive experiences. My husband spent time teaching him to use tools. The two of them built a simple bridge over a ditch on a foot path on our acreage. We spent time just sitting outside with family, enjoying the weather and scenery. I taught my nephew a dice game on a blanket outside while we watched the four dogs frolic and wrestle on the lawn. We took a trip to Storm Lake and climbed the lighthouse the day before it closed for the season. On the way home, we followed the Sac County barn quilt brochure and pointed them out while my nephew listened with one ear (the other ear was filled with music from his iPod).

I’m enjoying the slower pace, quiet weekends, and easy driving of my new home. Although I would like to make a trip to Omaha or Des Moines soon, I am happy to know I can visit big cities but come home to a place where I have to make my own fun.

 

Black Hawk State Park
Originally published September 3, 2009 in The Chronicle
 

I have camped at Black Hawk State Park on two occasions. Although I did not plan either stay, each one occurred at the time of a major change in my life. For this reason I feel a close connection to Black Hawk Lake and campground.

Last spring, immediately after an unexpected April snow, I arrived in Iowa on a trip from my home in California. My husband, puppy, and I had driven through the Rocky Mountains with our little camper trailer in tow. I had selected a camping location prior to beginning the journey, but when I called the site I was surprised to learn that with the snow it was not yet open for the season. The park ranger suggested I call Black Hawk and that is what I did.

The man who answered the phone seemed to be caught off guard when I called to ask for a “reservation.” In retrospect, I had a very Californian mindset to assume anyone would be camping in early April. I was told that the campground was not ready yet and we would not have RV hookups, but we could stay. We arrived at the deserted campground and selected our spot. There was snow on the trees and a breeze across the water. After putting on my coat, I hopped out of the car with my puppy on his leash and watched him have the time of his life jumping in piles of leaves. We had journeyed to Iowa to meet several potential employers, as I had phone interviews in January. The beauty of Black Hawk State Park became special to me as I considered a life-changing out of state move. I thought through my options carefully each morning while walking my dog around the peaceful campground.

At the beginning of July we moved to Iowa. As is often the case in the world of real estate, escrow did not go exactly as planned and the timeline was repeatedly extended. After a few days of camping on our future property, we decided to take a mini-vacation to Black Hawk State Park where we could now use the RV hookups and enjoy the summer weather. I had made the move out of state; though I was not yet in my new home, I was able to return to the spot that allowed me clear thinking in a time of uncertainty a few months before. This time instead of snow we experienced thunderstorms so severe that the park employees came around to warn us. I stayed inside the camper for countless hours during those few days, experiencing my first taste of Iowa weather with my eyes wide and the rain and wind pounding on the camper walls. Once again, not many campers were around as the lightning cracked on the water.

Today, the lake is a place that I can always go to think or relax and remember this transition time in my life. I wonder what the weather will bring on the next camping trip.

The City Dog and the Farm Dog
Originally published August 27, 2009 in The Chronicle


I moved from California with one dog and acquired a second dog shortly after making my home in Iowa. Like each state, there are things I love about both dogs. Mikeee is a stout, 14 pound Chihuahua-dachshund mix who traveled with us across the country. Maybe his missing eye and fractured hip reflect the dangers of city life. Daisy is a lean, 26 pound terrier who my husband and I adopted from the Denison city pound. She was the only dog available for adoption and coincidentally bears the name of the dog that lived on our property before we purchased it.

Mikeee, like California, is governed by rules. In a metropolitan area it is important to have laws that protect the masses, such as requiring helmets for motorcyclists and banning the use of cell phones without a hands-free device while driving. Mikeee is a loyal companion who follows the rules. He stays near the house, comes when he is called, and would never run away. Daisy and Iowa are free-spirits. With the vastness of unoccupied space in our new state, it is no surprise that Daisy pays little attention to property lines. In Iowa, I have seen many teenagers riding around in the back of pickup trucks (illegal in California) - and this black and white terrier does what she wants as well. Whether it is running a lap in the neighbor’s soy fields, hunting rabbits, or scavenging in the trashcan, this dog prizes her liberties.

My apartment-sized dog is as predictable as the gorgeous southern California weather. He follows routines and although he enjoys frolicking around the acreage, he is just as happy sleeping in a sunny spot. There isn’t a cloud or a storm in the life of this little lap dog. The terrier seems to have been bred from two farm dogs. Like the weather in Iowa, it is hard to say what she will do next. When I arrive home from work each day, Mikeee greets me with a warm hello while Daisy may sprint by, acknowledging me like a black and white lightning bolt moving with the wind to her next destination.

Like the immaculately landscaped Getty Museum Gardens of Los Angeles or Sherman Library and Gardens of Corona del Mar, Mikeee has been well trained and I enjoy watching him perform his repertoire of tricks. Daisy is the beauty of an Iowa prairie – majestic, fascinating, but not cultivated by man. She likes her human companions but seems to live beside us rather than with us.

Can the love of my past experiences and the excitement of my future adventures form a harmonious present? Judging from the two dogs nestled together asleep in one bed, the answer is yes.

Country Roads
Originally published August 20, 2009 in The Chronicle

On a road trip from California to Iowa last April, I learned that all roads are not created equal. Californians understand the vocabulary of "street" and "dirt road." They also have countless terms for the freeway systems, like Orange Crush, El Toro Y, Sigalert, and carpool lane. In rural Iowa, this is not the case.

One night in Manson over at Ampride pizza, my great-uncle Don said, "Never, never drive on a dirt road. Gravel roads are okay." I thought, "Well, he must not have understood that my vehicle has four-wheel drive!" In looking at Iowa real estate, my husband Josh had explained to me that many acreages are on Level A gravel roads. Okay, so people live on dirt roads. No big surprise. At least that was my thinking until we went to see a property and found ourselves staring at a sign that read, "Level B Road: Use at your own risk."

We switched the Sequoia into 4WD and continued on. Within seconds, I realized this was not a "dirt road," but a mud road. The road had snow and ice on it and we were now sliding back and forth out of control. Luckily and unluckily, we began sinking until we were stuck, even with all-terrain tires. I personally prefer being stuck to crashing into a ditch in the middle of nowhere, but what now? First thought: Even though this house and acreage would cost in the multi-millions in California, who would pay $120,000 to get stuck every day? Second thought: Panic. We hadn't seen anyone in miles, we entered "at our own risk," and we had no cell phone reception.

Even though Josh had already realized this fact, I said aloud, "I don't think this is a good idea." At this point my memory gets a little hazy. I think Josh opened the door and looked out at the tires, uttering a comment comprised of half laughter and half profanity. After a few long moments of spinning and sinking tires, somehow Josh got us unstuck yet we were still a ways from the Level A road. We began to creep along, and with more slipping and sliding toward ditches on both sides of the "road," we made our way out. The truck was absolutely coated in mud, buckets of it. There was mud on the hood and windows, and the wheel wells were full and stayed full for days. If it weren't for a torrential thunderstorm in the Texas panhandle on the way home, we would have imported some Iowa mud to California.

What I learned: a) trust your 90-year-old great uncle who has lived in Iowa for his entire life; b) navigation units are useless, as we discovered later that this property is on a paved road and there is another way to enter; and c) if you have to enter at your own risk, don't.

Small Town, Big Fun
Originally published August 13, 2009 in The Chronicle

When I told family and friends in southern California that I was planning to move to Iowa, a common response was, “You’re going to be so bored.” Given that my husband and I worked too much to enjoy the activities that area had to offer, I suspected they would be wrong. In addition, the cost of living and prices of going out meant most nights and weekends consisted of some fast food and an occasional movie.

With everything being new to us in Iowa, we are finding our own fun. Whether around the state, town, or house and acreage, there is plenty to experience as a New Iowan. Perhaps some of you native residents have even forgotten about a few of these activities and can try them once again.

Although southern California is known for being accessible to beaches, mountains, and entertainment, the millions of cars on the clogged freeways are a limitation to that access. Living in north west Iowa I have already had two quick and easy weekend road trips – one to South Dakota and the other to Wisconsin. I enjoyed the small town charm of Canton, SD and the college city atmosphere of Madison and Oshkosh, WI.

One of my favorite local experiences has been heading up to the Buena Vista Raceway in Alta. As long time race fans, it is exciting to see something close by that occurs regularly and is an accessible sport to non-millionaires! My husband and I have fun reading through the names and home towns of the racers and finding some local boys to cheer on. Admission and a couple brats and pops makes for an inexpensive and exciting night.

Another activity we enjoy is frequenting auctions. Because my husband worked for an auction company in California for five years, we are able to observe the differences in the auctioneers’ styles and methods between the two regions. We have also found some great deals on furniture, tools, and household items – such as the first snow shovel we’ve ever owned!

At home, we have spent a great deal of time doing small home improvement projects. Simple things make moving into a new house feel like one’s own home. With my husband’s excellent mechanical skills, all I need to do is name the project, buy the supplies, and watch him fly through repairs. Little things, like converting two prong outlets to three and replacing all the outlets and switches in the house, give a sense of modern uniformity to an old house with its own character.

When I was working two jobs in California, I had little time for - or interest in - my hobbies. Since arriving in Iowa I have spent more time baking, knitting, and writing than I ever thought possible. A few inexpensive craft projects are also fun in a new house; I covered an ugly old corkboard with fabric and a ribbon border and I have some used furniture to learn how to reupholster.

Although I have now started my new job, I know my new lifestyle will lend itself to leaving work at the office and enjoying life on the acreage. I hope to continue enjoying these interests and am open to your suggestions of new activities to try!


Coming Home
Originally published August 6, 2009 in The Chronicle

With the summer season came another change, two new residents of Odebolt! For my husband and me, lifelong Southern Californian natives, moving to Iowa is the beginning of a wonderful new chapter.

Last fall, the crowds and expenses of Orange County, California made me realize that I was missing out on life. Working two jobs and coming home to a one bedroom condominium in a big city left much to be desired. As a young couple, considering a bigger home with a yard for a future family was out of the question. After a few months of planning, here we are – new Iowans!

I expected Iowa to be different from California, but am surprised every day by new experiences. Big city to small town, hot and dry deserts to four seasons, six lane freeways to gravel roads, 1970s construction to an old farmhouse, and shared condo walls to owning six and a half acres are just the beginning.

We crossed the Iowa border late one night at the beginning of July with our dog, cat, and little camper trailer. That night we camped outside of Neola and awoke to unbelievable beauty. I had never seen so many different shades of green. We continued on to Odebolt and were lucky enough to camp on our future property, though escrow had not yet closed. In Southern California, real estate sellers often never meet the buyers, and certainly wouldn’t be so welcoming!

Our belongings were scheduled to arrive by semi-truck on a Friday morning. The driver was late, and the rain arrived before he did. As we unpacked we realized many pallets of our belongings had tipped over in the truck. As we sorted through the broken mess, the rain continued.

My husband drove a boom lift with each pallet down the muddy lane to the leaky barn where we would store everything until we could move into the house. Many pallets tipped over from being rattled around in the semi-truck, and most of our household belongings ended up broken, wet, and muddy. I chased the mattress down our gravel road as the semi-truck drove away with it dragging behind.

Through this long, stressful day, the couple who previously owned our new property took it upon themselves to work with us for hours, lending equipment, helping hands, and best of all, their friendship. Every day I am pleasantly surprised by the genuine kindness of the people of Iowa and know I have chosen the right place to call home.

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